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If The World Didn’t Suck We’d All Fly Into Space.
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When I Die, I Want To Go Peacefully.
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I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.
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Set A Man On Fire, And He’ll Be Warm For The Rest Of His Life.
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